So It Is A Holiday

2009 July 3

2327125123_26ddbea185After generously allowing us the right to work on the 3rd of July, Michael decided to celebrate by buying the whole office KFC. Never mind the two vegetarians in the company, they can make it on their own.

The sales people have no one to call because all the offices they would normally cold call are closed. The rest of the company slacks off excessively to meet with the sale’s peoples productivity levels.

Michael decides to give himself a pat on the back by allowing us an hour long lunch where we can watch a movie in the conference room with him. Naturally, he expects everyone to really love him for allowing us to work today, feeding us and giving us a longer lunch. Instead, I have chosen use the time to write about him on the internet.

Then with all of us sitting around wondering why we are even here, he leaves two hours early from work. Oh Michael, how does your mind work?

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4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 9

    I too had to work on the 3rd. My boss (small company owner) took off Thursday, skipping several meetings with no explaination. Then Friday worked the morning and disappeared for the afternoon. It was horrible!

  2. 2009 July 9

    oh and next year the 4th falls on a Sunday and Christmas is on a Saturday….. good news for uber pin head bosses I suppose.

  3. 2009 July 10
    MJP permalink

    that happens to be illegal, so you could do something about it.

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