One Slice DamnIt!
2009 September 11
The sales people beat all of their previous sales records this last month. To celebrate, Michael bought everyone pizza again. After multiple episodes of people not getting any pizza because they arrived to the kitchen a few minutes late, a normal person would think ‘maybe I should order more pizzas, particularly considering it’s a celebration.’ But not Michael. Instead, he circled the office telling everyone they could only have one slice until everyone else had one. He then sat and watched everyone serve themselves to make sure his rule was enforced. What is this? Third grade?
