The Only Nut Here Is Michael

I apologize for the delay in postings, things have been pretty crazy here at Dunder Mifflin. More on all the drama later, but for now, enjoy Miss Beasley’s story of woe from her corporate office.

A colleague of mine has an allergy to tree nuts, and accidentally bit in to one hidden in a supposedly nut-free muffin. Upon reporting this to Michael, he turned to me in annoyance and replied “Oh, please don’t do this to me right now”! – Because when someone in the office has a life threatening issues, all our attention and concern should be directed at whether Michael can handle the situation; it’s all always about him after all!

WTF!

Later in the series, she reports:

In an attempt to determine if a particular work printer was compatible with Michael’s computer at home, I inquired if it operated on Vista or XP, to which Michael replied “Oh, neither, it uses Microsoft Word”. No, I was not able to keep a straight face.

I had to call his 9 year old daughter to find out.

My boss is Michael Scott, and I’m living in “The Office”!

Image Via chotda [Flickr]