Michael Still Doesn’t Understand Vegetarians

Today Michael decided to order lunch for the company again. It’s a nice gesture, but his choice to get KFC seems a little strange given the number of vegetarians that work here. It would be one thing if he just didn’t care, but the weird thing is that he still thinks they’ll eat it.

Michael: We’re getting KFC for lunch today. Angela, you eat chicken right?

Angela: I’m a vegetarian.

Michael: I know, that’s why I was thinking chicken would be good.

Angela: That means I don’t eat meat.

Michael (flustered): Oh…well, you still eat corn and mashed potatoes right? They’re organic. (not joking)

Angela: Since when does KFC offer anything organic?

Michael: I was joking. (He wasn’t)

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